No More Buses
And then up came Sydney. It was rather a strange transition, happening from one moment to the next as if time had decided it wasn't going to change for me. How thoughtless of it! I left many new friends in Melbourne, hard though it was, to seek new adventures and maybe even some greener pastures that had maybe been grazed on by a different breed of cow. This is Australia after all and there are new and bizarre beasts appearing on the horizon everyday. The other day I was paralized by the sight of a spider, easily the size of the palm of my hand, orange in colour and about as hairy as a mamoth that had forgotten to shave. I was just about to do what needs to be done in a campsites toilets when a man, who had already negotiated the little terror, warned me of its presence. I toyed with the idea that maybe he didn't want me to come and pee next to him and that that was his pet spider that he used for such occasions but then quickly thought better of my insane thought patterns. I went to a cubical instead. But the trip away from Melbourne was certainly an emotional one. Thank you to everyone at All Nations Motel in St. Kilda for all your support and kindness. I shall forever remember Martina and Anthony for their continual patience which seems to be measured on the longest string ever! I know my voice can carry sometimes and they didn't have to put up with as much as they did! Thanks to Marc and Phil, Jenna and Linda, Lucy, Sam and Roy who I shared a room with for so long. To Jason and Nathan, Matt, the 2 beckys and Amy, Jenny Bunny, Alex, Virginie, Shannon, Suzie and Katherine, Kotten and Maja, Stefan, Ruben, Wouter, Mario, Maik and Guss. Special thanks to Ben for all your help at work and for your wicked sense of humour. You are bad. You know that! Thanks to Dave, Luke and Andy. I'm sorry I couldn't come with you to Adelaide but I'm sure we'll meet up again sometime! And a special thanx to Emma for making me laff ;-) Sorry if I've missed anyone. Email me in protest and I'll write a special blog specially for you ;-) ! I also met another lovely Emma who I decided to travel up to Sydney together with. I can't believe you accepted the challenge of travelling with me down the Great Ocean Road and then all the way up the coast. The bus trip was actually just a bizarre one. A 12 hour trip that forever felt like it was in and out of a bad dream. At 8 at night the bus left Melbourne South Station and headed out to the sticks. The first hour was finely filled with Sudoku's and chats but then the sun went down and the erratic sleeping commenced. At midnight we stopped for our first pit-stop and rather stupidly, I decided that a vegetable spring roll was in order. I headed out the bus, feeling mostly asleep still and seeing only the blurry lights of the toilets and the café. I don't even remember what the girl behind the counter looked like. Just that she looked like she'd rather be somewhere else. The vegetable spring roll was lying under an intensly fabricated heat, next to a couple of steak pies and sausage rolls and I, rather zomie like at this time, pointed at it and think that I communicated with the girl about my wanting the darned thing. I must have said something right cus it was in my hands seconds later. I went outside and sat on a park bench, placing it down and recomposing. My first bite of the roll was not right. Something felt strange. This wasn't what I remembered a spring roll to taste like! I spat it out! But, knowing that I'd just paid 3 dollars for this thing, I decided to brave it. I took another bite and sloshed it around inside of my mouth for a few seconds before I swallowed it... without really chewing on it properly. I took one more mouthful but this time just couldn't take it and spat that bit out too. When I looked at it, it was like it was vegetable spring milk on the inside. And then it dawned on me that this thing might well have been there for a few days now, waiting for that unsuspecting tourist to come rushing in and grabbing the poor little blighter! Anyway, back onto the bus and on to Canberra where we arrived at 4 a.m. I didn't see much of it but apparently, according to the general concencus of the place, I didn't miss much either. We arrived at 8 in the morning in Sydney and after hauling our stuff out of the bus, we headed to the nearest café to devour two cappucinos each! The weather was ok and a cool girl called Susana, who was one of my mothers students back in Lisbon last year, picked me up and took me back to hers and her mums place for a barbie. The next day I ventured into he city with her and she showed me the ropes and some sites too. Problem was, I got accused of brining the storms of Melbourne up with me. I woke to the oh-so-familiar titter-tatter of rain drops falling on my window sill and thought I was back in London. Where am I? I got more jetlag from this trip then I did from any flight I've had so far... and I think I'm still suffering from it! Is this Australia?
